Sunday, February 28, 2010

Danelie's secret?!


First of all, WASSUP PEOPLE!! Mizureii is HERE. In DRAGONICA INSIDER. And to start of my first post , in true fashion, I shall scoure for the dark and dangerous, the mysterious and the misknown, the secrets and the sexuality, of the one and only, DANELIE. While getting acquainted with DI, I have been secretly spying, -no, make that distance observing- Danelie, after being warned that she was Bisexual.

Now, most of you viewers have suspected that Danelie is bi, am I right? Well I, Mizureii, have distanced observed her for 2 weeks, and now, I can comfirm the fact that.......

Danelie is Bi.

From my observations, Danelie has various sex-ploits, including...

~She lost her virginity when she was 14. (Le Gasp!)
~Found out that she was Bi when she was 15.
~Is in love with EVERYONE. Yes, including you viewers, so RUN.
~Wants to raep us all.
~Has secretly watched Jason undress.

And that, people, is just the tip of the iceberg. But remember, the next time Danelie says "I WUV CHU ALL", get your anti raeping shields ready.


5 comments:

  1. Zzzzzzzzzz.

    Dane isn't Bi!
    That's just something.....Jason made up?
    So............YEAH! :P

    And O_O

    Dane changed her eyes and hair * gasps *
    No longer a CM Kaye look-a-like!

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  2. If I made it up why is there another person confirming it when Mizureii has never listened to a full episode of DI? ;P

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  3. OBJECTION!

    If I'm correct, Mizureii, says this:

    "...after being warned that she was Bisexual."

    I wonder who warned her Jason? :P

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